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#311

So today in class the girl sitting behind me said that a light year was the distance from Earth to the Sun. Quietly, I turned around and informed her that what she was thinking of was an astrological unit, and that the entire solar system was inside a light year. To that, in a catty, bitchy, valley girl tone she said, "Astrology is my favorite subject, I know what I'm saying." Holy shit. My brain exploded. I'm dead. My ghost is posting this. SMH

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December

2012

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#310

Today at Albertson's there was a PISSED off lady ahead of me arguing with the cashier about how the food stamps (EBT) system is down and she can't buy her $150.00 worth of groceries, so the store manager comes over, calmly explains to her there is nothing that can be done and apologizes for the inconvenience, offers a free $50 gift card, so she snatches the gift card from him and says "You still a shitty manager, dumb ass cracker" and leaves. Cashier looks at her manager and says "I Can't believe you let her get away with that" and she goes "why? she's the dumbass who walked out of the store without letting me activate her card first". SMH

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December

2012

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NotEntitled

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#307

I was at Costco, at the display keyboard they let you play, and this guy comes up to me and says, "Never stop playing", You'll go far." -- I Didn't have the heart to tell him I was just pretending to play the demo songs. SMH

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November

2012

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ThePianist

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#306

I lost my nephew at the airport, but I can't yell for him to find me, because his name is Jihad. #MuslimProblems. SMH

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November

2012

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#305

A Few weeks ago, I found out that you can give nicknames to your bank accounts at Bank of America. Today, when I went to the bank to deposit a check into my savings account, the Old woman behind the counter stared at the computer screen for a minute and quietly said.. I don't know whether your savings account is dolla dolla bill y'all or money over bitches.. SMH

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November

2012

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MOB

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#304

With all this talk of adding Puerto Rico as the 51st state I feel like our new goal number should be 53 states.. A Prime number. "One nation, Indivisible" SMH

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November

2012

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MuyRico

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#299

This fine eligible direct insemination sperm donor would like to "Get you pregnet." You can stay friends with him or never talk to him again, your choice.. Ladies.. Form An orderly line.. SMH

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September

2012

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#296

Your Super Rad Chinese Character Tattoo says picnic table! Before you get a tattoo written in a language you cannot understand, you might want to figure out what it actually means before you PERMANENTLY make a fool out of yourself to anyone that can read Chinese while you're walking around in a bikini. SMH

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August

2012

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